"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"
when your favourite book character dies
is this a reaction or an example
sext: that looks infected
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’
do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life
can i log out of life
I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.
APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?
I am doing this from now on. Fellas you have been warned.
why is donkey kong not a donkey
*scrolling through my own blog* nice nice
i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me
I want the $23,000, hold the kisses